| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| _core | P796440 | — | — | |
| oreobear | 0:1:35745113 | — | — | |
| Zambler | 0:0:18667349 | — | — | |
| dropout | 0:0:24926016 | — | — | |
| Hungry | 0:1:17415773 | — | — | |
| Cow | 0:1:26062947 | — | — | |
| my_fist | 0:0:20018749 | — | — | |
| Catoffun | 0:0:1470278 | — | — | |
| DFG | 0:0:17037008 | — | — | |
| jethro | 0:1:21376218 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | We Kick Midgets | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | cp_badlands | — | Week 1 |
| — | The Dastardly Mustaches | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | cp_follower | — | Week 2 |
| — | Team Echelon | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | cp_gravelpit | 0 - 2 | Week 3 |
| — | Stay Classy! | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | koth_pro_viaduct | — | Week 4 |
| — | srsly br0 | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | cp_warmfront | — | Week 6 |
| — | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | srsly br0 | cp_warmfront | — | Week 6 |
| — | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | Stay Classy! | koth_pro_viaduct | — | Week 4 |
| — | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | Team Echelon | cp_gravelpit | 2 - 0 | Week 3 |
| — | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | The Dastardly Mustaches | cp_follower | — | Week 2 |
| — | Dildo Coupons ft. Team Lion | We Kick Midgets | cp_badlands | — | Week 1 |