| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Priest | 696292 | 1:1:5623653 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| Charms | 373998 | 0:11885632 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| Bright | 608045 | 16313345 | 2009-01-19 | — |
| Mega | 697584 | 1:1:7347683 | 2009-01-19 | — |
| Dnyle | 697671 | STEAM_0:1:6063260 | 2009-02-01 | — |
| JeStEr | 696289 | 0:0:78116 | 2009-02-02 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | BoomBaBoomBoomBoooomerrr | Pure Fuckin Magic | — | 0 - 2500 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Pure Fuckin Magic | The Cure | — | 138 - 2979 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Pure Fuckin Magic | Bear Grylls Ate My Sister | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Big Beautiful Women | Pure Fuckin Magic | — | — | — |