| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mixed Fruit | 402538 | 0:0:7772929 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-02-01 |
| Mizghetti | 78218 | Big Beautiful Women | 2009-01-13 | — |
| 695365 | STEAM_1:1:1026563 | 2009-01-13 | — | |
| popsycicle | 695497 | STEAM_1:0:21968846 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-02-19 |
| Chandler | 651111 | STEAM_0:0:1475852 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| Crazedclown | 20271 | 0:1:84806 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| boogz | 23056 | 0:0:58182 | 2009-01-17 | — |
| IronmaN | 21641 | 0:0:3708 | 2009-01-31 | — |
| Flukes | 701669 | 0:1:14068919 | 2009-02-12 | — |
| stanic | 85316 | STEAM_0:0:201263 | 2009-02-19 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | Big Beautiful Women | Witch Hunters | — | 2500 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | PRIMO | Big Beautiful Women | — | 0 - 2500 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Big Beautiful Women | Witch Hunters | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Big Beautiful Women | Pure Fuckin Magic | — | — | — |