| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| cuzza^ | 0:1:8158877 | — | — | |
| Macko | 0:0:480051 | — | — | |
| XEXX | 0:0:16471871 | — | — | |
| Okiryu | 0:1:17573438 | — | — | |
| noun | 0:1:1748220 | — | — | |
| Orken | 0:1:131100744 | — | — | |
| mgib | 0:1:4696701 | — | — | |
| gandhi | 0:0:17771866 | — | — | |
| adjahfjngsjfdwqlsdfjkdlmvlsflkdldvljerfkjlkdsjfgks | 0:1:19776585 | — | — | |
| Phantom | 0:0:17569605 | — | — | |
| dorkstick | 0:0:17473952 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Overthrow | We kidnap fat kids | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | Round 8 |
| — | Neurotoxin | We kidnap fat kids | cp_follower | 0 - 5 | Round 2 |
| — | LUE-Tang | We kidnap fat kids | cp_yukon | 0 - 5 | Round 6 |
| — | KINGS OF BONGO | We kidnap fat kids | cp_gravelpit | 0 - 2 | Round 5 |
| — | Gilded Lions | We kidnap fat kids | cp_well | 0 - 5 | Round 1 |
| — | Frag Dominant | We kidnap fat kids | cp_freight | — | Round 7 |
| — | Dead Team | We kidnap fat kids | Best of Three | — | Round 10 |
| — | Dead Team | We kidnap fat kids | cp_badlands | — | Round 3 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Dead Team | Best of Three | — | Round 10 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | TEAM USA | cp_granary | — | Round 9 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Overthrow | cp_badlands | 5 - 0 | Round 8 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Frag Dominant | cp_freight | — | Round 7 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | LUE-Tang | cp_yukon | 5 - 0 | Round 6 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | KINGS OF BONGO | cp_gravelpit | 2 - 0 | Round 5 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Dead Team | cp_badlands | — | Round 3 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Neurotoxin | cp_follower | 5 - 0 | Round 2 |
| — | We kidnap fat kids | Gilded Lions | cp_well | 5 - 0 | Round 1 |
| — | TEAM USA | We kidnap fat kids | cp_granary | — | Round 9 |