| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| someday | 639783 | 0:0:18967183 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| JOHN | 601277 | 0:1:18946211 | 2009-01-12 | 2009-02-20 |
| 694589 | 0:0:8907358 | 2009-01-12 | — | |
| Eliza Thornberry | 610673 | 0:0:14589924 | 2009-01-16 | — |
| Very Moist | 604565 | 0:1:9438298 | 2009-01-19 | — |
| Alexis | 634904 | 0:1:14247871 | 2009-01-19 | — |
| Lawlosaur | 690972 | 0:1:17023158 | 2009-02-04 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-27 | sentry guns are gay | Team [Valhalla] | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-03 | sentry guns are gay | Inertia | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-10 | Kritzkrieg Bop | sentry guns are gay | — | 1 - 0 | — |