| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slayoar | 620071 | 0:1:14854630 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-31 |
| McVegtable | 611871 | 0:1:15488244 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-17 |
| Roor | 687991 | 0:0:14816914 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-17 |
| deSpaiR | 562040 | 0:1:22171493 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-31 |
| SaltyPickles | 684217 | 0:1:20463119 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-31 |
| hidden | 693485 | 0:1:21006490 | 2009-01-17 | 2009-01-23 |
| verizon_- | 467340 | 0:0:10971083 | 2009-01-17 | 2009-01-31 |
| Pun | 693672 | 0:1:11797106 | 2009-01-17 | 2009-01-31 |
| SaKe | 697197 | 0:0:18902183 | 2009-01-18 | 2009-01-31 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | Neuraxis | Keystroking Cows | — | 16 - 12 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | GUN | Keystroking Cows | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | [DEAD] We Run Fast | Keystroking Cows | — | 0 - 17 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | SMOKE WEED | Keystroking Cows | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Keystroking Cows | Syntonic | — | 0 - 16 | — |