| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| FATALOOOS | 595951 | fattie2hottie | 2008-06-27 | — |
| Moist | 587076 | mansalads | 2008-06-27 | — |
| HawpHEEP | 115461 | hoppie2hottie | 2008-06-28 | — |
| hiddenpotato | 659507 | hiddenpotato | 2008-07-13 | — |
| WALL-E2hottie | 601807 | ZergRushkekekek | 2008-07-13 | — |
| staticz | 108102 | staticz | 2008-07-13 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-08-13 | Vital Signs Absent | 2hottie | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2008-07-23 | 2hottie | Team #184590 | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2008-07-30 | 2hottie | R1CE | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-08-06 | Infernal Gamers | 2hottie | — | 1 - 0 | — |