| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| explicit | 597703 | 0:0:6379035 | 2008-08-20 | 2009-02-14 |
| Randomkiller | 520007 | 0:1:6033067 | 2008-08-20 | — |
| sabbb? | 665142 | 0:0:9726 | 2001-09-08 | 2008-09-01 |
| 66six | 640917 | 0:0:8503862 | 2008-08-20 | 2008-10-28 |
| natedog | 537557 | 0:0:1504589 | 2008-08-20 | — |
| Jax | 529070 | 0:1:6161485 | 2008-08-20 | — |
| ronn | 281821 | 0:1:9728494 | 2008-08-20 | 2008-10-28 |
| dnor | 484874 | 0:1:6097595 | 2001-09-08 | 2009-02-14 |
| impuLsive | 577695 | 0:0:1190673 | 2001-09-08 | 2008-10-28 |
| Snip3r | 350101 | 0:0:20000004 | 2001-09-08 | 2008-10-28 |
| sabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb | 225137 | 0:1:20000044 | 2002-09-08 | — |
| b | 162730 | 0:0:3169751 | 2003-09-08 | — |
| iwrestledabearonce | 537993 | 0:0:8546688 | 2008-09-15 | 2008-10-28 |
| heatwave | 666553 | 0:0:2381772 | 2008-09-15 | 2008-10-28 |
| pl0x | 579301 | 0:0:338961 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-02-01 |
| alec is moo status | 341274 | 0:1:6033301 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-12 |
| j03 | 113805 | 0:1:4367299 | 2009-01-02 | 2009-01-05 |
| zebbbbra] | 536626 | 0:1:11082795 | 2009-01-03 | 2009-01-07 |
| DrifT | 685344 | 0:1:13039615 | 2009-01-03 | 2009-02-15 |
| hibet | 692597 | 0:1:18881645 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| SurfnBird | 693774 | 0:0:1551679 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| KoBe BrYant | 645089 | 0:0:14355411 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | New Noise | [DEAD] Variance | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2009-01-18 | New Noise | Bangarang | — | 14 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-21 | New Noise | GODDAMN MONGORIANS | — | 1 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-25 | Not So 00 | New Noise | — | 16 - 9 | — |
| 2009-01-28 | Infiniti Gaming | New Noise | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-01 | Fat Fraggers | New Noise | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | New Noise | Quirk | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Infiniti Gaming | New Noise | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Milk Studs | New Noise | — | — | — |