| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 549653 | LongDongSiIver | 2007-08-02 | — | |
| 355777 | captainlongwood | 2007-08-02 | — | |
| 265287 | CaptainBukkake | 2007-08-02 | — | |
| 569662 | PortholePlower | 2007-08-02 | — | |
| 569584 | TheS.S.Seamen | 2007-08-02 | — | |
| 569937 | FirstMatingCall | 2007-08-04 | — | |
| JuicySnacks | 572807 | JuicySnax | 2007-08-21 | — |
| 533731 | ScaryPotter | 2007-08-23 | — | |
| 291809 | TharSheBlows | 2007-09-02 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-08-29 | The Hardy and Orgasmic Seamen | Invictus | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2007-08-22 | The Hardy and Orgasmic Seamen | Slick | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2007-09-12 | The Hardy and Orgasmic Seamen | Trust For The Win | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2007-09-19 | Slick | The Hardy and Orgasmic Seamen | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-03-05 | NetStreet Rejects | The Hardy and Orgasmic Seamen | — | — | — |