| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 355637 | WhoTheWanker | 2006-04-25 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 355625 | Rocklobster1 | 2006-04-25 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 355675 | Head_Puncher | 2006-04-25 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 355595 | Pat_Ruff | 2006-04-25 | 2007-01-01 | |
| noname | 355592 | UrtheWanker | 2006-04-25 | 2006-04-26 |
| noname | 357662 | tinkerwanker | 2006-04-25 | 2006-04-26 |
| 362926 | Clash | 2006-04-25 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 362939 | SrirachaSauce | 2006-05-03 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 357294 | Bieak | 2006-05-03 | 2007-01-01 | |
| 364396 | a_republican | 2006-05-03 | 2007-01-01 | |
| noname | 367388 | dailen | 2006-05-10 | 2006-05-17 |
| Jimmmay | 269549 | jimmmay | 2006-06-07 | 2007-01-01 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006-04-26 | Tears of the Dead | Total Wankage | — | 0 - 2 | — |
| 2006-05-03 | Total Wankage | Death and Malice | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2006-05-10 | Swimmers Winning In Masses | Total Wankage | — | — | — |
| 2006-05-17 | Mark 2 | Total Wankage | — | 0 - 2 | — |
| 2006-05-24 | Total Wankage | Keepers of the Groove | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2006-05-31 | Total Wankage | Sole Surviving Soldiers | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2006-06-07 | New Dota Order | Total Wankage | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2006-06-14 | Total Wankage | Team #89615 | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2006-06-21 | Die Pornorallen | Total Wankage | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2006-06-28 | Total Wankage | ARMY Gaming | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2006-07-05 | Total Wankage | Nexus Gaming | — | — | — |
| 2006-09-20 | UNR | Total Wankage | — | 1 - 0 | — |