| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| tholos | 931969 | [U:1:23119860] | 2015-06-20 | — |
| computer | 493686 | [U:1:68484700] | 2015-05-03 | — |
| _ryugawa | 530269 | [U:1:71414971] | 2015-04-15 | — |
| ricr | 450394 | [U:1:40401931] | 2015-04-28 | — |
| reselect | 445593 | [U:1:40989131] | 2015-04-22 | — |
| starry- | 442461 | [U:1:53208829] | 2015-04-22 | — |
| MentalVortex | 442421 | [U:1:48067888] | 2015-04-14 | — |
| xzi- | 424547 | [U:1:35012636] | 2015-04-26 | — |
| nyandroid | 422971 | [U:1:47477843] | 2015-04-22 | — |
| blueberrymuffin^ | 408895 | [U:1:18326501] | 2015-06-03 | — |
| suika | 707486 | [U:1:78220885] | 2015-04-22 | — |
| marqueee | 511495 | [U:1:65103253] | 2015-04-14 | — |
| Ragor | 478799 | [U:1:15496458] | 2015-05-21 | 2015-10-02 |
| kailey | 389255 | [U:1:36744143] | 2015-04-22 | 2015-07-18 |
| chairuser | 819891 | [U:1:75515478] | 2015-06-11 | 2015-06-29 |
| fairytale^_^ | 591820 | [U:1:64685745] | 2015-05-03 | 2015-06-09 |
| CARIBOU | 735345 | [U:1:175606908] | 2015-04-14 | 2015-05-20 |
| LiterallyAPanda | 357313 | [U:1:36984740] | 2015-04-26 | 2015-05-17 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-11-12 | The Sparkle Gang | The Sad Men | cp_gullywash_final1 | 0 - 5 | Week 8:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | Freaks and Geeks | cp_snakewater_final1 | 5 - 1 | Week 6:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | QuakerOats | cp_sunshine_rc7 | 4 - 0 | Week 7:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | Mutual Consent | cp_snakewater_final1 | 5 - 4 | Week 6:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | stewage rats | cp_gullywash_final1 | 3 - 5 | Week 8:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Elite Pwnage Squad | The Sad Men | cp_sunshine_rc7 | 4 - 1 | Week 7:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | bad joke | The Sad Men | koth_viaduct_pro6 | 0 - 2 | Week 5:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | -bird noises- | cp_granary | 3 - 5 | Week 4:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Petting Tzu | The Sad Men | cp_granary | 0 - 5 | Week 4:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | tambo fan club | cp_badlands | 5 - 2 | Week 3:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | slowbr0 | The Sad Men | cp_metalworks_rc7 | 5 - 1 | Week 2:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | Guitar Heroes | cp_metalworks_rc7 | 5 - 0 | Week 2:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Sad Men | Pwr Rangers | cp_process_final | 3 - 4 | Week 1:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | my mixtape is fire | The Sad Men | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | Week 3:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Blue Elephant | The Sad Men | cp_process_final | 3 - 5 | Week 1:1 |