| GUID | Player | Team | League | Division | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0:0:8816405 | The Baby Jesus | Hostage Rescue Team | CAL | Open | 2007-01-20 | 2007-05-07 |
| 0:0:8816405 | The Baby Jesus | the ground is lava | CAL | Open | 2008-05-04 | 2008-06-13 |
| 0:0:8816405 | The Baby Jesus | Bong Squad | CAL | Open | 2008-12-31 | — |